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Never underestimate the power of sparkly things for inspiring over-the-top copy.
Insider tip: Animal prints are always in season. So are feral animal puns.
The jeans are destroyed. The copy SLAYS.
While I tend to focus on writing men's clothing and technical shoes and apparel, I love the challenge of writing in every Nordstrom category and department.
Dinosaur puns. I get paid to write dinosaur puns.
Is there anything more fun to write about than a denim-clad disco shoe? No. There is not.
Writing about tabletop fashions is just as delicious as writing about wearable fashions.
You never know when showing up for Greek mythology class will pay off.
One of the reasons I love this job is the sheer excitement of it.
Barf puns. I get paid to write barf puns.
THERE IS SO MUCH AWESOMENESS GOING ON HERE. I could have written many epic paragraphs about this shoe.
I sometimes get to say bejowled at work.
Questionable-taste banana metaphors. I get paid to write questionable-taste banana metaphors.
Shark. Footprints.
I like the alliteration of “charm to every chew.” You’ll notice I like lots of alliteration.
Writing for Nordstrom demands a vast knowledge of everything from textiles to construction techniques to ever-evolving trends—plus a healthy amount of reverence for fabulous shoes like this.
Zebra puns. I get paid to write zebra puns.
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